Friend 1: You are trying to become a Spy.
Me: What makes you think so?
Friend 2: Um, you have a butterfly knife, you dress like you escaped from some French catwalk, you smoke, you drink wine.
Me: Thats just called being the new me.
Friend 1: Oh yeah, what is Spy in French?
Me: l'espion
Friend 2: *flips table* RED SPY IN THE BASE, RED SPY IN THE BASE
Me:.....wtf man.
Favourite Movies
Boy in Striped Pyjamas, Downfall of Berlin,
Favourite TV Shows
Walking Dead, Western Front,
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Eminem, X Ambassadors, Blue Saraceno
Favourite Books
All Quiet on Western Front, Blitzed - Drugs in Nazi Germany, War and Peace
Favourite Writers
Erich Maria Remarque
Favourite Games
Tf2, WoW, Heroes of the Storm, Battlefield 1,
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Other Interests
Shooting practice, Piano, MARCHING AND TELLING MAGGOTS OF LOWER RANKS WHAT TO DO, waiting for hat drops, Spending shit ton of money on hats.